My Little Sister Can’t Possibly Have a Hemorrhoid?! is a visual novel that exists. Previously released in 2016, FAKKU aims to have the product available for English speaking audiences in May. For clarification, FAKKU Founder Jacob took to the site to quickly confirm that this was not an April Fool’s joke. My Little Sister Can’t Possibly Have a Hemorrhoid?! will cost you $19.95.
Summary provided by FAKKU:
My kind, beautiful little sister has a hemorrhoid?! It all begins when the protagonist’s little sister opens up to him about her awkward dilemma, leading him to buy a suppository for her. However… She fails to put the suppository inside on her own. Surprisingly enough, suppositories are pretty difficult to insert without someone else’s help. She gathers up her courage to make that embarrassing request, shaking all the while with her face beet red. Her brother’s sense of reason nearly shatters when he sees his adorable sister in that helpless state! How will he respond?! Well… things rapidly escalate, reaching a point where even his little sister’s best friend gets caught up in the ensuing craziness…
