Number 3
One of two games that are a result of Nintendo’s alliance with their new best buds, Platinum Games, the fabulously titled The Wonderful 101 is a light-hearted action game, as opposed to the other title, Bayonetta 2, which I don’t especially care about (FYI, enchanted hair will be outlawed in Kotanistan). Anyway, The Wonderful 101 puts you in control of a hundred tiny warriors who are attempting to save the world from aliens.
Wait… Control…? One-hundred…? It’s like my own personal little army!
Yes… The cutesy exterior, with its colourful, comic book inspired graphics shall belie a sinister purpose… My darkest dreams will come to fruition as I lead my horde of miniature minions against the alien menace! Then the whole world shall bow before me as a saviour! Those who refuse to acknowledge my power will be shot when I transform my little friends into a not-so-little gun! Oh yes.
Number 2
Tales of Xillia
Ah, Tales. Tales, Tales, Tales. You were missing in action for so long; your Western fans were getting worried. I was getting worried! You wouldn’t want me to be worried on your account, would you? I thought not. Fortunately, you’ve made quite the comeback in the West over the past year, so I won’t have to send my hit squads into Namco-Bandai’s North American offices.
Sometimes, I like to stay in the dark about my anticipated games, so I haven’t really been keeping up with all the minutiae of Tales of Xillia’s gameplay, but I’ve heard it’s been well received, and, well, it’s Tales. One of my favourite series! Can’t really go wrong there (But if it did go wrong, I couldn’t be held responsible for the consequences)!
The dual main characters seem like a neat idea, too. Sort of reminds me of my dual personalities! Wait. You didn’t hear that from me! You heard it from me.
