Yes, you will die many more times than twice, and that joke was old even before the game release date.
Reviews
IMPRESSIONS: Super Crome: Bullet Purgatory
This bullet purgatory feels stuck in limbo.
REVIEW: Touhou Luna Nights
Mistress always comes up with the best games when bored!
PAX East 2019 Hands-On Impressions: Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Igarashi’s new game is looking to be the next big name in the Metroidvania genre.
REVIEW: 428: Shibuya Scramble
After 10 years it finally has an English version.
REVIEW: Mechstermination Force
Rock’em sock’em
RE-REVIEW: Corpse Party: Book of Shadows
Time to get spooky on Steam
REVIEW: National Park Girls Episode 1
Only you can prevent forest fires.
REVIEW: Braveland Trilogy
Three middling adventures, with not much difference between them.
(18+) EROGE REVIEW: Princess X: My Fiancee is a Monster Girl?!
Monster Girls need love too!
IMPRESSIONS: The Caligula Effect: Overdose Limited Edition
A beautiful limited edition on Switch
REVIEW: Girls Und Panzer: Dream Tank Match DX
PANZER VOR!
REVIEW: Blaster Master Zero 2
Another thrilling retro experience.
TBT REVIEW: Maytroid
Naming it after Metroid doesn’t quite make it a Metroid game…
(18+) EROGE REVIEW: Under One Wing
You can be my wingman anytime.
REVIEW: Devil Engine
According to Poison, every rose has its thorns.
REVIEW: Summer Lesson: Hikari Miyamoto
A compelling reason to pick up PSVR
IMPRESSIONS: The Princess Guide
It had potential…
REVIEW: The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia
Typing of the Dead on steroids.
IMPRESSIONS: Reverie: Sweet As Edition
Come relax at the island, man.