(18+) REVIEW: Customer Cums First!


Title	Customer Cums First!
Developer	Norm / Miel
Publisher	Cherry Kiss Games
Release Date	January 17th, 2020
Genre	Visual Novel Nukige
Platform	Steam
Age Rating	18+
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Once again I have found myself checking out one of Cherry Kiss Game’s fine Nukige offerings. The title of this one is Customer Cums First! If you didn’t snicker at that any, that means you’re more mature than I am and this review is going to be downhill for you from here. At any rate, I spent about 4 hours with this glorious title, so let’s see how this SSS Penis performed!

The birthrate in Japan has fallen to alarming numbers. Men there have become infertile and erectile dysfunction runs rampant! There is no need to panic however, there are still a few men here with SSS class penises that will come to the rescue. One such man was named Akira Sakagami. The story begins as he arrives in the “Fuck Shopping District,” and yes when I saw that name I laughed out loud. I also thought of an old 2-Live Crew song called “The Fuck Shop,” I’m showing my age on that one. At any rate, Akira is a virgin and is eager to trade his services for the goods the ladies of the district are offering.

The story here is every bit as crazy as it sounds. You will meet a ton of women in the shopping district that you will trade services with. These women are all thirsty for some SSS ranked action and hope to get pregnant! Personally, I think Mika is the best girl. I mean, having a hot gal in your lap naked while getting a shave has to be fantastic! Then there is Marina that runs a dessert shop, and yes she ends up being the dessert in the end! All of the H-scenes kind of follow the formula but they do mix it up a bit for a few of them. Other than some NTR there is nothing extreme here, but the mosaics do put a damper on the experience a bit.

There are 19 H-scenes in total and the artwork in the game is just great overall. Each of the women here look great and there is a decent variety of activities being depicted in each scene. The expressions on the girls’ faces really adds to the overall quality here. The music in the game is pretty forgettable for the most part. There is one track that sounds like it came out of a 70’s porno flick that I thought fit this game to a tee. Customer Cums First! does feature in-game and Steam achievements and an H-scene gallery that unlocks as you view the scenes in the story.

I have to say I had a great time with Customer Cum First! The game doesn’t take itself seriously and that is perfectly fine. I thought the writing here was great. The writers clearly weren’t trying to make this anything other than a good Nukige and they did just that. The mosaics are kinda of a bummer, but this is one of Cherry Kiss Games best. It’s well worth the $9.99 price tag if you’re a fan of Nukige, or you’re just looking for a fun short eroge to kill some time with.