Robot Master No. 3: Time Man
I almost feel bad including two Robot Masters from a game I have never played, but luckily cute can be easily defined by sight alone. Thus it is Time Man who reigns supreme at the number three spot. I mean, just look at him! He’s an alarm clock with arms and legs! Plus he tries so hard to look intense and intimidating. Adorable.
Robot Master No. 2: Splash Woman
What sort of cute list would this be without the only female Robot Master? No, I’m not being sexist, just recognizing that many cute individuals are generally of the female persuasion. Plus, c’mon – she’s a freaking mermaid! Granted, she’s just as likely to poke your eyes out with her trident as she is anything else, but she’s still a cutie.
